"Couldn't really bring myself to go through all 3 pages of this."
Just all some sorta' big JOKE ?
Having a high old time, spitting coffee through your nose, crackin' jokes, ....what a great party.....
Somewhere along the line I missed being issued the capacity to JOKE about this sorta' thing.
Whoever commented about your superimposing midwestern mindset on a WESTERN issue was bang on, mister (small m)
Member, Clan of the Border Rats -- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain