We'd need the jaws-of-life to get Bristoe's mouth off his dick.
Dave
I don't know if there are 12 step groups for guys suffering from a fascination with male genitalia, but you and Steelhead could start one.
One more thing for the both of you to think about:
Given all the years y'all have fed at the Gov't trough, it's too late for you ever to match mine, Bristoe's, and Greg's accomplishments. But one day you will be older than we are now.
Unless your smart mouths forget one day that you are in the real world, not cyberspace, and some guy brings your cuteness to a sudden halt.
I know. Why do you think I left your hunting camp early? [bleep] driving around with loaded/chambered rifles on 4 wheelers. You walking around showing me stuff with a chambered rifle on your shoulder and the muzzle swinging by my head a couple of times.
Didn't take long to realize what an unsafe bunch you were.
Of course you are GREAT at reading sign, that's why you have 5 ex-wives, TFF.
You truly can't make this stuff up. But you are correct, I aspire to be divorced 100 times, kicked out of the military and be such a [bleep] up mess of a drunk that the only one that will talk to me is Jesus.
Only then can I be a TRUE Christian solider such as you!
