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The two offending deputies, sobbing major crocodile tears in unison/stereovision/Technicolor/Kodachrome/Blu-ray:

"We just wanted to go home to our families!!!! Waaaaaa!!!!!!!"


That didn't go well for them..There on a kinda witness protection program eating McDonalds burgers somewhere.

The two deputies are on paid administrative leave for now and are currently outside the county, he said. They are under security being provided by the law enforcement agencies in those undisclosed areas, the sheriff said.