Originally Posted by MadMooner
I've had 4 beers in the last hour or so.

I'm gonna ride my mower home and see if I can make it with out getting shot.


If you come across an accident scene, don't stop, take out your rifle, point it at the first responders while they are trying to extricate the victims for the flight for life, crank off a round.....and you probably wont.