Having been on location at more than a couple accidents involving livestock, I can state it typically goes something like this:

"EMS is en-route."

"Traffic stopped both ways?"

"Yeah."

"Whose fugkin' cow?"

"So-n-so."

"He been notified?"

"They're calling now."

"Whose fence?"

"So-n-so."

"Looks like he's gettin' a new fence. You call him?"

"Yeah. We got ahold of his foreman."

"There more fugkin' cows in that pasture?"

"Fugk I hope not."



Dave

Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house