Cardio today, 30 minutes on the stair machine then 30 on the bike.
It was the strangest thing, I selected a stair machine with a bevy of beautiful women in front of me so I'd have something to look at while I worked out. But by the time my 30 minutes were up, they'd all disappeared.
Then I climbed down off the machine, and saw that they were all lined up behind me, gawking at my sweaty glutes.
I hate being objectified like that.
PS, come on Harry, not even a "well-played" for that last one? Where's your manners?
