Originally Posted by add
Originally Posted by smokepole
Did UB today. Did not chase my wife. She chases me, I'm the Chuck Norris of married men.


Taking your wallet out of your pants pocket and putting it on the coffee table each night would put an end to that toot-sweet.


I can see why you'd think that, because I'm obviously very wealthy. But she likes to chase me when I come out of the shower, naked.


A wise man is frequently humbled.