OK now that this has gone beyond boring, how about what's after death? Or even more fun, who believes that the earth is the only life in this universe?
When I was in the eighth grade I mouthed off to my English teacher and she told me to write a 1,000 word on the life inside a ping pong ball.

Long story short, I described the total universe inside that ball as it lay on the floor of the real universe. Got an A on it.

Have a good night boys n girls.

I'd rather die in a BAD gunfight than a GOOD nursing home.