ya know MiniMe....

I get off the couch quite often....don't fly but I did put roughly 50K on my vehicles last year...in my travels...

but I don't feel the inclination to haul a rifle or 12 with me where ever I go....to kill anything that moves....along the way....

and don't even feel the need to take pics of everything, just to try and make the world think I am the best photographer in existence like my little Buddy does up in AK...

But ya know, my life is so boring by your standards...its not funny.. I mean I didn't spend one second drunk, or high on meth or cuffed in the back of a cop cruiser, or even one second locked up waiting to see the judge this past year... or the year before that etc.....

so you'll just have to fire up your "pretend imagination" to think about that....

and get your lab to type out your reply.. its evident he's a better typer and speller than you are... I might even be able to understand it as he translates your posts into English from AK Trailer Park Gibberish...