I'm fhuqking cryin'...I'm lauhghing soooooooooooooo hard
People committed to a Nut House usually do just that....
Finally give ya something to work for Stumpy....
Keep abusing that alcohol all afternoon and night, and then hitting the meth in the morning to get moving... you'll get there...
In fact, you can finally look at yourself in the mirror and congratulate yourself on finally accomplishing something in life, besides making the top of the List of America LEAST WANTED....
but hey Stumpy, we realize that your entire social life is the internet... and you wouldn't have a social life otherwise...
Then the little woman would have to use that cast iron skillet on your head more often....and eventually it might dent that watermelon sitting on top of your shoulders...
