Well Stumpy....

Today I was doing some work on one of my vehicles...new plugs, spark plug wires, rotor, Distrib Cap, Air Filter, Valve Cover Gaskets, Air Filter, Oil and Filter Change
brake job....

Thanks for asking.. I knew you really cared.. despite that rough tough guy facade you love to portray.....for being 3 feet tall, you are true giant among midgets...

ON the other end, I do have to doubt you were out doing all you always claim to do...

my thoughts are you spend most of your days while sober, standing on the toilet and admiring yourself in the medicine Cabinet mirror... at least until you fall off as usual....

that and shining that Bowling Ball of a Noggin that sets on your shoulders...

But hey you keep convincing yourself and we'll keep laughing at your comical antics...

we'll thank ya later....

you lucky little dried out douche bag...have fun going out and starring someone in the belt buckle and claim you'll kick their assss...

oh and bless your heart Stumpy....we know you'll live forever...

God don't want ya and even Satan has minimum standards some folks just don't meet....