Gee Stumpy's last post sounded like we were getting to him,... but then he got all fired up once his Lab gave him another pep talk, pointing out that you don't see Labs getting down in the dumps over being ribbed on the internet...

what would Stumpy do in life if he didn't have that Lab, and a good woman to keep bailing him out of the Craig City Police Bed and Breakfast Motel?

Stumpy's gotta be the only guy you ever met, that the local judge gives him a quantity discount on his fines....