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He can still hit schitt with it.


Well, there's a fundamental difference, then.

I ain't no shotgun ace, and that story gives me a good excuse...well, as good as it gets....

That doesn't explain the five shots at a copperhead I almost stepped on last year. He was unscathed afterwards and unfortunately, the incident was witnessed.

My buddy started ragging me mercilessly, saying he wasn't afraid for me to shoot at him.