I wouldn't jump on Stumpy too much Jorge...

Even tho the 'certificate' was put together by some one that couldn't spell Marine Corps.... I am sure when Stumpy bought it off the guy who sold it to him, he was too Dumb to know the difference...

it was probably some guy like that one on the commercial, that claims to be a French Model... "Bonjour"....

it ain't easy being Schitck....