Amateur is letting someone push your buttons and have you spinning around like a little bitch Chihuahua nipping at your own chunt. But keep it up, you're doing great.
Maybe pull a page from 'nut's playbook and post a hero shot, then bask in the glory til you're forced to admit it was a sham.
No sham, twinkle-toes.
How about sharing what you do for a living? Or maybe all that you "know" about what causes a KABOOM! Laffin' my arse off here.
Nut
Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny.