I am a Big Dick:

Let's face it my little sturdy frame of a Oompa Loompa... you're pure entertainment these days....to call you a sucker fish/chub would be too easy or obvious!! Hell you'd bite on a doughball, cheeseball, or just a plain ole night crawler that was bitten in half!!!

Laffin'....you [bleep]

Last edited by 300MAG; 03/04/16.