How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Why is this relevant? How many chunks could a wood Chuck chunk, if a wood Chuck, could chunk wood? Why is this important? Who's buried in Grants tomb? Why is this relevant? If you have two apples, and sell one, how many apples do you have? Why is this important? WWGOWGA! Trust the plan!
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Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe, an Obama phone, free health insurance. and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.
