You’re so chapped! I get it. Who wants to be Raferman when you could be The Viper?

Can’t help you there; luck of the draw. But what I CAN do is make the following, limited-time offer! If you want, you can be a Viperette, or, if you prefer, a Vipette.

However, I’m keeping minion of Satan to myself. I suppose you could be an evil little hobbit or something.

Your thoughts?

The CENTER will hold.

Reality, Patriotism,Trump: you can only pick two

FÜCK PUTIN!