Originally Posted by jaguartx
.Darn the luck. When the president Bidet and his SS team returned from Thanksgiving vacation they found all five of their rented Secret Service vehicles had somehow caught fire.

When the President an SS travel out of town, they rent Jeeps from Hertz.
Sounds reasonable.

Roy

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