Sir John,

Ha ha. Buy a donkey for the flowers.
Alf was an orthopedic surgeon of sorts, specializing in foot and ankle reconstruction I reckon.

Selection of medical specialty training candidates:
Bottom third of graduating medical school class goes to gym for bench press testing.
Those who can bench press their own weight go into orthopedic surgery.
Those who can't bench their own weight go into OB/GYN surgery.

Two medical doctors are standing in an elevator.
The elevator starts to close as a colleague rushes up to get in too.
The Board Cerified Family Medicine "specialist" sticks his hand out to stop the doors.
The orthopedic surgeon sticks his head between the doors.

Alf was hung up on the .458 Express 3-Inch,
like a .458 Lott lengthened to 3" case.
It was invented by his RSA countrymen and was absolutely more of a bad idea.

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Ron aka "Rip" for Riflecrank Internationale Permanente
NRA Life Benefactor and Beneficiary
.458 Winchester Magnum, Magnanimous in Victory
THE WALKING DEAD does so remind me of Democrap voters. Donkeypox.