Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by T_Inman
Ptarmigan breast meat on a spinach salad.

Don't tell ANYONE I ate vegetables OK? It'll ruin my rep.

I drink nothing but beer and eat nothing but steak, OK?


We have already photoshopped that mountain lion out of the picture and replaced it with a hearts of Romaine salad.

Just waiting to send it to all the dating sites in your area.




You've got a crazy fascination with that picture of my pussy (I can't blame ya: it is a picture of me after all).

I was told my pussy tasted good. I was too drunk to remember. I'd let you try some but it'd be crack whore kind of weathered by now, if any was left.

Maybe next time.