Originally Posted by T_Inman
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by T_Inman
Ptarmigan breast meat on a spinach salad.

Don't tell ANYONE I ate vegetables OK? It'll ruin my rep.

I drink nothing but beer and eat nothing but steak, OK?


We have already photoshopped that mountain lion out of the picture and replaced it with a hearts of Romaine salad.

Just waiting to send it to all the dating sites in your area.




You've got a crazy fascination with that picture of my pussy (I can't blame ya: it is a picture of me after all).

I was told my pussy tasted good. I was too drunk to remember. I'd let you try some but it'd be crack whore kind of weathered by now, if any was left.

Maybe next time.


People eat those things?

Not just on your anniversary?

I am MAGA.