Archie:
Yes I do work hard for a living, and I am not just a name in the comics. Archie is a preppie
pussy, and I am thinking you must be just like him.
I may be a preppie pussy but I'm still not a little [bleep] who's afraid to rough his gear up.
Crawl back on your [bleep] seated John Deere.
My buddy couldn't help but laugh when we were shooting the other day. We shot at 400yards. I told him I had to bump test my new 6X42 Leupold on my 270 WSM. He asked "what's a bump test?" I threw the whole [bleep] gun into the bush a couple times.
Rang the gong purdy good afterwards. I guess it passed the test.