That rubbed out Rat is [bleep] HILARIOUS! Ain't nobody gonna be able to top that kind of humor. If you hook it to 2 golf Carts and have someone spray it with a garden hose as you tug on it in opposing directions,you just might be able to coax enough rug outta it,to cover a [bleep] toilet seat. Laffin'!
Your "Guide(s)" warrant being punched in the [bleep] mouth,for such an epic Goat [bleep]. Wow +P+! On the bright side however,you's in TALL cotton as Mickey Mouse hats go,because that Rat would make a killer one,though in size "[bleep]-A Small". Few can cite that they killed a Bear,smaller than the Hounds.
Here's to the hilarity of you doing your best,with what incredibly [bleep] little you have to work with. Knock it outta Da Park and slap a tape on that skull and report them "dimensions". I know...I know,it's at bigsqueeze's house. Laffin'!
The Texas version of everything,is just simply [bleep] pathetically hilarious!
B,
I�m off to the �Petting Zoo� for five days of pretending. But before I left this thread it in your capable hands during that period, I just wanted to express my appreciation for your care and concern on my behalf.
And let no one say the Gdub ain�t got a sense of humor, That was a classic screed. I�d like your permission to �plagerize� it should I ever find the need to lampoon or belittle someone.. Let me know if it�s copyrighted and if royalty payments are in order.
Don�t know if you�re old enough to remember Yogi Bear cartoons, but as Yogi Bear sez �ya� gotta be smarter than the average bear�.
Before I �pulled the trigger� on that bear, I explained to the outfitter that we had 4 bathrooms in my house. I had strict orders from MaMaw to shoot one that would cover no less than four toilet seats.
Just to be sure, I purchased a Ronco, double your money back, Boy Scout approved, Gold Shield rated, New Mexico Guide Association guarantee that my bear would be good for at least 4 lids or I could come back and shoot another one this year for free. Wouldn�t do for MaMaw to have a cold tush.
Now for the smarter than the average bear part. A couple years ago I was faced with a similar dilemma. During my wanderings in Mexico way back when I used to be one of the people your mama warned you about an, old Indian Bruja/Shaman, instructed me in the way of �Spreadenouting�. Take the desiccated scrotum of a Wampus Kitty, venom from a �Spreadenouter� (we have those in the hill country), some El Jimador tequila a little petroleum jelly, and a few other ingredients that I can�t name, being as I was sworn to secrecy, only to reveal them to my closest bud on my death-bed. Anyw mix this solution in the proper parts, put in a spray bottle and mist the pelt you want to �spreadenouter�.
Here is an example of a pelt I did a while back. This poor little guy was in my garage. He was not feeling too chipper. Anyway when he expired I decided not to waste the pelt.
Unretouched before and after pix after only two treatments with my secret �spreadenouter tonic�. If I'm lyin, I'm dyin'.
Before
after
Consequently, if that hide turns out to be too small I�m covered six ways for Sunday.
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