You're just pissed because we took most of the Great Lakes and Isle Royale. If it weren't for Michigan you wouldn't have free GM's or jobs as we let you take care of our light work. Don't get your chit in a knot, just joking.
Only thing I'm pissed about is the fact that MI is so [bleep] broke I can go across "the river" and buy 4 wheelers/sleds/etc half the price they're actually worth and grab a meal from a diner where a 3$ an hour waiter will kiss your ass for a 5$ tip, but I can't get it on my side of the border.
In all fairness you guys have Frankfort, Cedarville, De Tour, etc though.
