You're from PA?
Prayers sent.
I used to be a bully, but got too old to do that. Cut to the chase boys, first move is to slap 'em up side the noodle with a fish billy. Then you can be crude and abrasive without fear of retribution.
Or just shoot 'em. Either way works.
Trust me.
8" twist...sounds like something I'd use on a mouser. The Swede or a 7 'n 57. If they still made proper bullets.
That is all.