I say we pass the hat around this thread, throw in a buck (or Loonie) and get Lawrence the latest edition of "Hooked on Phonics." At least that way his repetitive banter won't be so painful to read. And maybe, just maybe, he can be a big boy and get his G.E.D.
Brinky, is that a book from Canuckistan? Mebbe they spell it different up there, what with being foreigners and all, but I always figured the title was kinda sorta like a joke. Shouldn't "Phonics" be spelled "Fonix"?
Assuming we want to be faithful to ignorant-speak.
Truth be known I'd prefer to use pidgin. Even the Pacific Islanders can do it.
