That's brutal. Tenderloin and Lobster?
Archie is eating MRE's and playing tic tac toe with voles in his sleeping bag.
Welcome to Canada.
MREs would at least guarantee no food poisoning. Like the one Irish journeyman told me here "they can't [bleep] up the soup or the ice cream...stick to those and you won't be talking to the big white telephone all night boy.".
