Archie,
brown double-breasted mexican bed thrashers
GWB
You is an eccentric som biitch Gee Dub
prolly' just "as crazy as a [bleep]-house mouse" would be more appropro. I'm too financially embarrassed to be eccentric.
Best
GWB
PS: Prolly also one or the few surviving charter members of the Blue Flame Society, (or at least admit to being a member) and the P-VERT surf team.