Matching green outfits!!!! Nice touch. Although she has you beat in that she avoided wearing blue and green which clash.
Perhaps you could have pulled it off with a green Rolling Rock, but you blew it. The smile is bogus because the mind is saying; "This dude needs to look at GQ on occasion instead of spending all that time on the Campfire." You can see it in her eyes. Expect to be dumped if it already hasn't happened.
Don't fret, you will survive.
P.S. ROYGBIV is your friend in times like this.
Methinks when I tell battue to GFH, he's gonna reach for the latest edition of GQ.
Good God man...
Travis