aaaaahhhhhhh......the morning BlahBlahBblah report from our reporter in Nowhere Alaska.. stumbling home from the bar at 5 AM...

Nothing new... at least as well as we can translate the Authentic Alaskan Trail Park Backwoods Gibberish... spoken by a schittfaced midget...

thanks for the report Schmuck....

now you can get home and pump the wife's cat...