Originally Posted by dubePA
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Just how much of your brain was removed in the lobotomy?


Not counting the stem, figure a minimum of 98%.

Leaves 2% for (minimal) reasoning, typing and finding the enter button. A mere two more percent and random bits of cognitive thought would be in evidence.


I'm thinking 99.7% with .1% for drooling, .1% for reminding him to breath and .1 for letting him think dog crap between two roofing shingles is an ice cream sandwich. As for the typing I attribute that too one of the counselors at the group home. Who I'm willing to put money on is the ice cream sandwich chef.