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I'd recommend that if you really wanna be "Campfire Cool" then use whatever gun Schtick is using in this picture...

and don't let the real fact that he is posing by aiming his rifle, to cover up the fact that he was squatting to take a dump at the time....

and don't rib him about he forget to drop his drawers once again, and ended up crapping in his pants... Again...

hey look at it from Schtick's perspective.. if a bear can crap where he lives... why can't he?

( now I'll set back and watch the floor show.... Schtick's witty response about how I sit on the couch, and dream of all the things I've always wanted, and all the places I wish I had been and all the things I wish I'd have done....all in authentic AK backwoods gibberish, that no one understands except those raised in trailer parks...

oh and let's not forget all of his groupies that will rush to his rescue to defend his honor, to show their Jedi Devotion for their Short little AK version of Yoda...)

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