Hey, Jello. Do mankind a favor and go covfeve yourself off a tall ladder.

You'll forever be a liberal martyr and mankind as a whole will benefit from your effort.


It's official. I missed the selfie deadline so I'm Maser's sock puppet because rene and the Polish half of the fubar twins have decided that I am.

ΜOΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ μολὼν λαβέ