Let me get this straight.

Michael Cohen has the proverbial smoking gun in his possession. "THE" get-out-of-jail-free card. Trump on a platter.

Yet this experienced attorney is unable to leverage that golden ticket either into a pardon from Trump, or a pass from Mueller.

Instead, he is gonna do 3 years in the pen.

Man, he must be a [bleep] negotiator. shocked

"What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives every thing its value. Heaven knows how to put a proper price upon its goods; and it would be strange indeed if so celestial an article as freedom should not be highly rated." Thomas Paine