Yeah, because he flies so fast he can cover over 5,000 miles in about 2 hours. The technology to do this is so super duper secret that the gubmint forced the media to bury the timeline so the people wouldn't find out.

Trump is so awesome he has jets that go 2,500mph.

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Originally Posted by Bristoe
It's about like this:

"Do you puff peters?"

"Hell no!"

"NAZI!!!"