The plan was some grilled Specked Belly goose breast sliced thin and served on a crostini with a little tart cherry glaze and on some others with an orange fig glaze.
Reality was me picking up and dropping the countertop ceramic olive oil container onto the granite countertop, and my full beer glass which shattered, covered the kitchen floor, duck breasts and countertop in 6 cups of oil, one Ballist Point Stout and 2 kinds of broken glass.
I've ordered a pizza.
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