Originally Posted by FatCity67
Wrapped up like a douche, another rumor in the night.


Originally Posted by Rooster7
Originally Posted by FatCity67
I say do you speaka my language, he just smiled and gave me a Vegamite sandwich.....



So THAT'S what that line is! I always thought it was "he just smiled and gave me a bit of my sandwich"



Which doesn't make any sense.

At all.


lmao


I worked at a restaurant as a cook, nights, when I was 18.
We had one of the prep cooks convinced "Message in a bottle" by The Police, was actually "massaging my butthole". I bust out laughing everytime I hear that song now 40 years later....

Last edited by jackmountain; 07/21/20.