anyone ever notice this about Schtick...

Imagine about just asking him "what time is it?"...

I am sure his response would be
1. how many watches he owns. complete with pictures..
2. how each one is better and more spendy than anyone else would ever own.
3. what dumbphucks everyone else is, as they never took the time to get off the couch and learn to tell time in the first place
4. The time was " its time for you to buy a watch"...
5. He actually invented time in his spare time...
6. He also invented watches while you were asking...
7. NO ONE is better than or half as smart as he is...
8. How clueless the rest of the world is..
9 etc etc etc...blah blah blah blah...

and in the end, still never tell ya what time it is...

and the legend continues...


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