I;m sure your mom put a grenade on a chain around your neck....but you were never smart enough to figure out how to pull the pin, much to her disappointment..

so that insurance policy she had never paid off...

hope you get a job anyway, despite probably not being very good at a job interview... unless you figured out how to leave being a dork, on the door step...


"Minus the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the Country" Marion Barry, Mayor of Wash DC

“Owning guns is not a right. If it were a right, it would be in the Constitution.” ~Alexandria Ocasio Cortez