[bleep] pure awesome...

You ever notice that no matter how [bleep] up you are, there's always room for another shot of Jaeger and a pint of Guiness? At least it won't cause spontaneous projectile vomiting anyways...

I'm not promising that you won't play a game of "Why the [bleep] is my truck parked backwards in a showbank" either


I'm Irish...

Of course I know how to patch drywall