Originally Posted by DanAdair
Damn "Dave"


I need a new girlfriend.

And I mean that as a fellow victim of circumstance.

Dan,

As has been noted before, on more than a few occasions, no matter how gorgeous a woman is, somewhere, someone is tired of her schit. Being way past the age of being competitive in the free-trade meat market, and thankfully, happily married for almost 26 years, I find a certain amount of solace in the above observation. In my younger years I was gifted with the companionship of several absolutely beautiful women, and I was the one that broke and walked away every time...mainly because I was tired of their schit, and there were other ones available for the taking.