'Slave, I wanna 'spand your horizons a bit. First off, I know people and critters aren't built the same, but that doesn't mean I can't respect the critters. Example being otters chittin' crab shells....I gotta respect that.

Now here ya go. The bugs in this vid on my windshield are called...drum roll....Love Bugs. They are a gift from the University of Florida School of Entomology. Azzholes. This time of year they can turn the front of your car black and their juice is corrosive to paint and metal.

With that said, you will see little splatters around the two lovers. Those are what they look like following a 50-60 mph impact. Last thing goes thru their mind is their azzhole.

I digress. In the vid that follows you will see a larger specimen clinging, even walking across my windshield. That's the female. The one flapping in the breeze at her 6 is the male. What ties them together is his crank.

I gotta respect that level of determination, if not the fortitude displayed.

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I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain