That's why I drive an old Ford pickup!




True story.


When we were all about 20 years old we drove down to Billings for the weekend. On the way back we stop to get gas.

Get back on the interstate and cars start honking as they drive by, people laughing, moms giving me the death stare....

I was driving, thinking WTF? Friends act stupid...


Get home(320 miles later) and find they had scratched "HORSE DICK' on the tailgate in giant letters.