OK, I'm back.

Who wants to volunteer to say a few words in honor of Elmer?

I'll start the ball rollin' here:

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A hemorrhoid sufferer, FJ,
By mistake grabbed a tube of Ben-Gay.
He inserted its tip,
Did a quick double flip,
And remarked, "Man, this isn't my day!"


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain