Originally Posted by DigitalDan
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BD,

Reminds me of the little Johnny story.

Seems the teacher asks the class if anyone can use the word fascinate in a sentence.

Little Mary raises her hand and the teacher calls on her. Mary tells of their trip to Disney World and ends by saying "It was fascinating". The teacher says no, fascinate.

Little Luke raises his hand and the teacher calls on him. He tells of watching his dog give birth to pups. He ends by saying he was fascinated. The teacher says no, use the word fascinate, not fascinated or fascinating.

No one else but little Johnny has their hand raised at this point. The teacher reluctantly calls on Johnny. Johnny stands up, and looks at the class and teacher then explains.
I have a cousin Sally. Sally has a sweater with ten buttons. However her titz are so friggin huge she can only fasten eight.

Best

GWB

Last edited by geedubya; 03/15/13.
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