Originally Posted by MojoHand

If only I were that flexible
Life would be delectable
I'd never need a girl
I'd end up ruling the world

But I'd still get my pleasure
Still have my greatest treasure
Finally on my way
To becoming a gentleman of leisure



No, no, and no!

Life is not about self gratifications, sir. Life is about ensuring you have the ability to manipulate the opposite sex into gratifying you while maintaining a complete lack of dependence on said female.

GFY.

Why does everybody not think like me? I can't wait to clone myself.

Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house