I need some advice about decorum. 'Twas at a Super Bowl party last night, two doors down from my house. The High Life Lite was cold, but it decided to get into a fight with the oriental salad and bbq weinies it washed down. I had an explosive "Ace" just waiting to happen. Not fatjack bad, but crossing my legs wasn't working any more. My wife insisted that I walk the 50yds down the sidewalk home drop off "Ace". I countered with, they invited me so they are expecting me to use the facility. What's would you do?

PS- Toilet was not situated for safely administering an Upper Decker...

Last edited by pointer; 02/04/13. Reason: 'Cause I can, NGFY