G'mornin' mytes!
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Dear Abby,

Replaced a wall unit AC yesterday, put the old one out for trash pickup by the street. Was a small Admiral unit, 8K BTU. Trash guys rollin' thru a few minutes back so I went out to help the loader toss it in the back.

Phoucin' thing was gone!

There's a reason I replaced it and it didn't have enough copper in it to fill a pint jar. There wasn't enough aluminum to make a box of Blazer .38 Specials.

Are people that down and out these days? Should I have left my 20 year old Loomis 8# spin rig instead? Fishin' ain't that bad 'round abouts ya know.

I phoucin' apologize for my phoucin' language ya old hag.

Confused in Yankeetown,

BD

PS: Is eternity lonely?

I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain