Originally Posted by fatjack34
And if she asked you to put a sangwhich bag in your mouth so she cold [bleep] in the bag....would you?
What's the bag for? I wouldn't want to choke.

Speaking of bags, my BIL was walking past their loveseat which was occupied at the time by their Great Dane and noticed a Walmart sack. He grabbed it to throw it away, but soon learned that the other end was still IN THE DOG'S HINEY! A quick tug produced, from reports, a possible EPIC (I'll have to wait for Adair-approval) stream of poop! Once gagging subsided the loveseat was ceremoniously tossed outside (he's pretty big) and set alight. I know call that dog, even though its a female, Fatjack.